OLIVIA MUNN NEEDS A NEW TAILOR
She wasn't on Jay Leno literally. That would have been very awkward if she came out, climbed on the desk, then started grinding 'ol Jay.
But she did come out in a neon pink dress that a 3 year old would fit in. She immediately said,"I need to be careful because this skirt slides up my crotch and you can see everything."
She waited exactly one second, then shifted toward the side camera and uncrossed and recrossed her legs.
She had a strobe light and diamonds attached to her vagina so you couldn't miss it.
Vince Vaungn stroked out.
Jay did his usual repertoire of mugs, feigning shock.
I have seen about a billion pics of her nude, and have slept with 2 women who were better looking versions of her.
Is she famous for any reason other than crossing the line? It takes 30 seconds to lean to be a cheap stripper. It's like, "Oh look, I show off my tits and pussy and I get more famous."
It is cool that you can be a MAXIM girl, and get on a NBC series though. The Hollywood dream lives on!
Thanks to Olivia Munn showing her beaver on television tonight, many teenage girl are going to shave their pink parts, take selfies, and tweet them to Aaron Sorkin. I don't want to know what happens after that.
Rumor has it Sorkin is into candle wax, beef jerky, and mushrooms. Oh, and 13 year old girls of course. Dick.
She wasn't on Jay Leno literally. That would have been very awkward if she came out, climbed on the desk, then started grinding 'ol Jay.
But she did come out in a neon pink dress that a 3 year old would fit in. She immediately said,"I need to be careful because this skirt slides up my crotch and you can see everything."
She waited exactly one second, then shifted toward the side camera and uncrossed and recrossed her legs.
She had a strobe light and diamonds attached to her vagina so you couldn't miss it.
Vince Vaungn stroked out.
Jay did his usual repertoire of mugs, feigning shock.
I have seen about a billion pics of her nude, and have slept with 2 women who were better looking versions of her.
Is she famous for any reason other than crossing the line? It takes 30 seconds to lean to be a cheap stripper. It's like, "Oh look, I show off my tits and pussy and I get more famous."
It is cool that you can be a MAXIM girl, and get on a NBC series though. The Hollywood dream lives on!
Thanks to Olivia Munn showing her beaver on television tonight, many teenage girl are going to shave their pink parts, take selfies, and tweet them to Aaron Sorkin. I don't want to know what happens after that.
Rumor has it Sorkin is into candle wax, beef jerky, and mushrooms. Oh, and 13 year old girls of course. Dick.