I guess Alicia Silverstone got the memo I sent her?
I always liked the "Alicia Silverstone" type.
The perfectly cute, smiley, blonde girl next door, on the brink of womanly beauty at any moment.
On day one of 1st grade, I found my crush for the next 12 years. Mimi Knight...
Ah, I still can see her then, and when I saw her last 1/2 way through 11th grade. The only things that really changed where her height, tits, and teeth.
She ruined me early for the mortal women who may have got my attention, had we not "made-out" behind the Hidden Valley development in Rocky River, Ohio.
We were "going" together. This involved notes, friends asking friends about one another, and the grand prize; making out after school following a week of false starts.
After 10 minutes of us silently blushing and avoiding eye contact, while our teeth knocked together during some shaky movements; it was all over.
I didn't kiss another girl until 6th grade. Now I know this is normally when kids start playing sexy. I got lucky with Mimi back then.
I mean here I am, 1st week, best looking girl by far, and we have kissed in the woods. The kiss of death for me was this: "The Inadvertent French Kiss"
The perfectly cute, smiley, blonde girl next door, on the brink of womanly beauty at any moment.
On day one of 1st grade, I found my crush for the next 12 years. Mimi Knight...
Ah, I still can see her then, and when I saw her last 1/2 way through 11th grade. The only things that really changed where her height, tits, and teeth.
She ruined me early for the mortal women who may have got my attention, had we not "made-out" behind the Hidden Valley development in Rocky River, Ohio.
We were "going" together. This involved notes, friends asking friends about one another, and the grand prize; making out after school following a week of false starts.
After 10 minutes of us silently blushing and avoiding eye contact, while our teeth knocked together during some shaky movements; it was all over.
I didn't kiss another girl until 6th grade. Now I know this is normally when kids start playing sexy. I got lucky with Mimi back then.
I mean here I am, 1st week, best looking girl by far, and we have kissed in the woods. The kiss of death for me was this: "The Inadvertent French Kiss"
Mimi dumped me via a handed off note from her BFF, Jill Titmas (who years later would display her modest "tits" while skinny dipping drunk after a summer party)
In the note, Mimi expressed her disgust at my attempt to "French" her, without asking 1st.
Now if I even knew that slipping my tiny blonde bombshell was in my thoughts, I of course would have pressed my luck.
But I must have licked my lips while she was driving in for a peck. I didn't remember feeling a tongue then, and it hasn't come back to me in those 30+ years either.
My suspicion is that she used this mouth raping I allegedly perpetrated, as a ruse to trade up to a more powerful 1st grader. I was a dopey clown. Mimi wanted a young leader. She decided this early. Very precocious gal.
I wanted to see some girl that had her boobies naked. It was clear that I would not be student council Prez.
So Mimi Knight, if you are reading this now, send me an email. I will meet you at the airport long term parking lot in the city you live.
I will show you how I would've "Frenched" you if that was my intention. Be prepared to get recharged sexually if you are in a slump. I will lick every square inch of your body, 'til you whisper, "Viva la Francois."
Except I Scottish.So I you I believe. So let's wear kilts, and so where it goes?
In the note, Mimi expressed her disgust at my attempt to "French" her, without asking 1st.
Now if I even knew that slipping my tiny blonde bombshell was in my thoughts, I of course would have pressed my luck.
But I must have licked my lips while she was driving in for a peck. I didn't remember feeling a tongue then, and it hasn't come back to me in those 30+ years either.
My suspicion is that she used this mouth raping I allegedly perpetrated, as a ruse to trade up to a more powerful 1st grader. I was a dopey clown. Mimi wanted a young leader. She decided this early. Very precocious gal.
I wanted to see some girl that had her boobies naked. It was clear that I would not be student council Prez.
So Mimi Knight, if you are reading this now, send me an email. I will meet you at the airport long term parking lot in the city you live.
I will show you how I would've "Frenched" you if that was my intention. Be prepared to get recharged sexually if you are in a slump. I will lick every square inch of your body, 'til you whisper, "Viva la Francois."
Except I Scottish.So I you I believe. So let's wear kilts, and so where it goes?
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